ROAST · MY · HOOD

Roast my hood.

Type your San Francisco address. Get a 0-100 Niceness score, a per-category breakdown, and a deterministic opinion you can’t argue with.

Civic data: SF 311, SFPD, SFFD, SFMTA · last 24 months · binned to H3 res-9 (~one city block) · percentile-ranked across SF · composite weights crime highest. Real estate: Zillow ZHVI/ZORI by ZIP.

Roasts are deterministic - same place + same score = same line. Append ?safe=1 for the benign tier (share with your landlord). We never store your address; share links are keyed on neighborhood, not block.